Congrats on being in charge....
Hilarious collection of candles for allllll sorts of occasions by Malicious Women Candle Co! Some contain profanities so browse accordingly!
Congrats On Being In Charge Of A Tiny Human - Infused with "Sleep Deprivation" Scent: Vanilla Cupcake
"Be a parent," they said. "It'll be great," they said. Misery loves company. And hey…you'll sleep again in like…18 years! Just wait until they start dating!'
Vanilla Cupcake: The sweet buttery vanilla scent will have kids crawling your house looking for the cupcakes it seems like you baked. Send those pesky kids back to the neighbor where they belong.
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